SENATOR Excuse me, Ah’d like to speak to the Secretary of State.
SECRETARY: At your service, suh.
SENATOR: You probably don’t know who ah am...
SECRETARY: You that Senator from South Carolina, raht?
SENATOR: Ah thank you foah the recognition.
SECRETARY: What can I do for you, suh?
SENATOR: It’s about your recount.
SECRETARY: What is yoah interest in the Georgia election?
SENATOR: Waal, I thought, just...
SECRETARY: Just one good ol’ boy toanother, raht”
SENATOR: Yeah, swonderin’ if you coujldget rid o’ some of those write-ins from Fulton County.
SECRETARY: Tha’s raht anebelllum, ain’t it? – Considerin’ the area you picked for nulllificatin. You got me consused with the former Secretary of State, who is now Governr
SENATOR: Yes, ah was on friendlier terms with him than ah seem to be with you.
SECRETARY: He would not recuse himself from this position, and ultimately withheld hundreds of thousands of votes – which assured his election.
SENATOR: Yes, that’s the idea ah had in mind, uh...
SECRETARY: You got the wrong good ol’ boy, this time, Senator. I go by the book.
SENATOR: Ah appreciate that – and, uh, I would also appreciate youh discretion...
SECRETARY:As ah said, Senator: By the book.
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